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ello blazers, NFKRZ here, how're you guys doing today? And welcome to a brand new video.
And today guys, I'm going to be honest, okay? I'm fuckin' pissed.
Today I'm going to fuckin' rant because Youtube has been being a little bitch recently, to me and many of my friends as well.
recently, to me and many of my friends as well.
There's been quite a lot of things happening in the last few days on Youtube that,
That kind of pissed me the fuck off.
First of all, is a certain thing, actually a certain person getting very very popular for a very very dumb reason.
And the second problem was me and other friends of mine getting their videos age restricted and unmonetized completely.
and unmonetized completely.
for no justifiable reason whatsoever.
But seriously though guys, this is not going to be one of Leafy's videos that are like;
"OH MY GOD GUYS, YOUTUBE IS FOKING DEAD, THIS IS THE END OF FOKING YOUTUBE"
but regardless, I wanna rant about Youtube today and how it has been a fucking asshole recently and how the age restriction system on Youtube is completely fucking broken.
Alright guys, you probably already guessed who the person I was talking about in the intro of my video was.
Because she has been blowing up recently and yesterday Pyrocynical made a video about her which also got age-restricted.
Which is bullshit and which is going to be one of the points I'm gonna be talking about as well in this video.
Anyways guys, here's a little interactive game for my subscribers. If you guess the name of the person right that I'm gonna be talking about,
You slap a "like" on this video, OK?
*Drumroll*
"BITCH YOU GUESSED IT, YOU'S RIGHT"
Well, uhhh, that was fucking anticlimactic, wasn't it?
*Russian bloke chuckles*
But anyways guys, you're probably guessed it right today I was solely going to make a video about this person called
Zoie? Z-z-zoeyeh? B-burger?
Like... burger? Like Burger King?
I dont fucking know dude like your fucking european names out there I-I dude I have a easier time prounouncing fucking chinese gook names than this shit.
So yeah, I was originally going to make a video just on this person today because you know the way she gets fame on youtube is pretty fucking retarded
But I have decided to make this video instead, talking about how fucking ridiculous the age-restriction system on Youtube is.
because it doesnt fucking work properly and its related to this person, dont fucking worry.
So if you don't know who "BURGER" is
Uhh I'm just gonna call her "BURGER" from now on.
Anyways, if you don't know know who this person is, she's basically a Youtuber streamer .
Who has been just fucking BLOWING up recently, like CRAZY. She has been basically gained over 300k subscribers in about 5 days or so.
She's kinda like Lt. Corbis but with uh fully developed female attributes.
Sorry, was that joke too far? Uhh, probably,I-I apologize.
Anyways, so you guys might think ''If you can gain 300k subscribers in 5 days,
'Well your content on YouTube must be fucking amazing'' right?
Must be some golden ass shit that gets you so many subscribers right entertaining,funny, amazing, right?'
*stomedy the malteser* WRONG!
No my friends,she's not funny,she's not entertaining she's just a fucking camera whore or a camera slut.
That's basically all she does.This woman solely basically proves that being a camera slut or a camera whore on Youtube is possible.
Now here's the problem guys; I would really like to show you the footage of Mrs. Burgher herself shaking her huge ass
On a live stream in front of twelve-year-olds for Youtube money and views,
But I can't,because the problem is is that Pyrocynical
made a video on her,right?
He covered up most of the footage with black fucking boxes and yet his video
still got age-restricted which is fucking bullshit.OK just imagine that
Mrs. zoyihee burggher is a literal burger. Like you guys know burger buns you know
that hold the burger together?
Those are the only juicy buns you are going to see this video today guys
If you want to see some juicy buns,
Well then go on Mrs. burgers channel herself and check them out yourself.
Well but I honestly I didn't want this video to get age restricted as well,so I'm
just going to show you some burgers here and that i hope this satisfies you
That currently satisfies me, because I'm fucking obese.
So yeah guys,this is basically a tutorial how to be popular in 2016 on Youtube.What you need
to do is used to be a complete fucking whore a complete slut,right?
Who has absolutely no dignity,absolutely no integrity,no sense of self-importance whatsoever.
Just be a desperate bitch with a big rack and the fatback.
And you,t-t-there you go.
Your way to YouTube fame is out there. It's easy it's easy to get guys it's easy to get.
Now honestly guys you know whatever you know there's not even
surprising. This is not even the first person on YouTube to become famous
just because of your fucking body. Because it is there's a lot of people
like that.For example;Amanda Cerny who I strongly dislike if you don't know
who Amanda Cerny is she's an ex playboy model and now a youtuber and Viner.
She's basically just a boring,basic,unfunny, talentless woman who has the gift of
having a great body which makes her go up into the YouTube fame.
So far she has collabed with VitalyzdTv, Ricegum and many others so so basically
she has been slurping on youtube cock for a while now.
Amanda Cerny,can I ask you a question? Does ricegum's ching chong taste good?
and Does vitalyzdtv these massive Ukrainian really pleasure you? God a fucking hate
Amanda Cerny. Like your fucking video with ricegum so fucking cringey,
I almost cannot watch it.[Ricegum]:Can you like tell your bodyguards to just back off a
little bit and it's just a video you know I don't know why they're even here to be honest...
[Cerny] He's like a hundred pounds
It's okay you can go I'll call you if i need you.
Dat slap
[back to NFKRZ glorious narration]This is like a Q&A right it's supposed to be on the go is supposed to be live
is supposed to have some chemistry between the two youtubers that
participate in it but this is just scripted to the point that is absolutely
cringey.This is like the cringiest Q&A I've ever seen in my entire life, ricegum,
what the fuck?
Step your game up bro.Sorry guys I went off topic here i just had to rant about
Amanda Cerny a lil bit because I hate that bitch OK? anyway sort of said
there's a lot of women on YouTube who are only famous for their bodies it's ok
you know who had the whole world works?
you know what I mean.Whatever Zoe burger can be a camera whore it's her life it's her
choices.She's a grown-ass woman she has all the rights to do whatever she
wants, if that-- if selling her body to 12 year olds and internet is the way of life,
It's fine okay?I'm not here to interrupt her or try to stop her having the time of her life.
If she actually enjoys portraying herself in front of 15 year old horny boys.
Here comes the real part,OK?The only fucking problem I have, the biggest
problem actually that fucking just amazes me is that none of her videos
are fucking age-restricted not her content on your channel but which shows
boobs and asses and everything fucking explicitly well it's not obviously fully
nude but it's almost completely nude right?It's not age restricted in any fucking way
Well,maybe like one fucking video does but I can't say I'm surprised because it
has fucking PORN in the title and guess what the people that make videos about
her;Pyrocynical and also OfficialDuckStudios (if you don't know who ODS is
He's like a Youtuber with over 500k subscribers really funny guy I like him a lot.
He also made a video Mrs. burger yesterday one day before Pyrocynical and
his video also got fucking age-restricted like instantly after he
was uploaded like it's fucking ridiculous)
What the fuck is Youtube even thinking? The original shit where a woman is
literally showing off all her body parts and you know making very very
sexual content is not getting age-restricted while people who are
commenting about that pointing out that this shit is ridiculous and it's stupid
They are the ones that are getting punished.They are the ones who are
getting age-restricted.What the fuck Youtube? you know the problem is is that
when this woman is streaming on YouTube right when she is live streaming she does
not even really care if your stream gets you know unmonetized or
age-restricted or whatever because you know what most of the people who are
watching her streams anyway you know They're 15 year old horny boys that
have their accounts adjusted on Youtube as an 18 years old or older and as well people are donating to her older and as well people are donated her
insane amount of money just to see her twerk her healthy hamburger buns so she
doesn't even care she breaks the community guidelines of YouTube and yet
get insane amount of money and insane amounts of subscriptions and views.She
doesn't even give a fuck OK? But we Youtubers who worked pretty hard to make
our videos right?And we don't fucking get any donations or some shit like that.
We just make a video expect it to do good and then make some money off it right?
But when your video gets age-restricted your monetization is completely stripped away from you,and you earn
not a single penny from that shit,so this is really fucking bad.
We are not the ones ruining the community guidelines Pyrocynical for example;
He fucking you know he fucking boxed out the entire thing.He censored the entire
thing pretty much almost and still got his video age restricted. Did he
break the community guidelines in my opinion?
No. But this woman breaks community guidelines on the fucking daily basis
and yet she's gonna be promoted by the YouTube algorithm.What the fuck is this?
Now I'm actually writing about this is that because myself also yesterday I got
my video umonetized and age restricted yesterday I made a video about this guy
called WateryShoe basically made videos that he'll have literally pouring
thumbnails and pull names he was like a complete carbon copy of Leafy or whatever, right?
his videos were just fucking horrible OK? And I reviewed a couple of
his videos talking about his titles, his obnoxious thumbnails, his absolutely
clickbait sexual thumbnails and stuff like that and guess what? my video got
fucking age-restricted the funny thing is is that WateryShoe,the guy that
makes fucking videos that literally have porn thumbnails and porn titles
Oh,he's doing fine none of his videos are fucking age-restricted.He has videos
with like three million views on there who have fucking porn thumbnails and porn
titles but no no age restriction because because this is fucking Youtube.
if you're a good person you get shit if you're fucking scumbag who uses the
YouTube algorithm for to promote fucking sexual content you get subscribers,views and money.
This is YouTube logic 2016 baby!I filed an appeal for my age restriction on my
video that i uploaded yesterday and I hope it goes through so guys in conclusion
The age restriction system on Youtube it's fucking broken.It punishes the wrong people for the wrong shit.
We are the ones that are trying to point out the bullshit here OK?
I'm trying to point out that this channel needs to be fuckin' removed from Youtube.
Like they break the community guidelines every fucking day,they just
show sexual content over and over again,right?And it's not even just a sexual
joke or whatever its borderline porn!That they show on their channels
right?And yet they're not getting punished for it. WE, people who want to point out the bullshit,
We are the ones who are getting punished for this shit. I just can't wrap my mind
around it.I'm just getting so fucking triggered by this.Anyways guys I'm just
fucking pissed OK? I just need to rant about this because honestly this whole
age restriction shit on Youtube has been pissing me off the rules are absolutely
fucking retarded,the system is fucking broken and you know if YouTube has
started to improve the content ID system to improve the copyright system next
thing they need to do is improve their fucking age restriction system because
it's absolutely garbage. Anyways guys thank you so much watching this video
this was a little rant I had I just needed to vent off about this because I
was very fucking pissed off. If you did enjoy it however make sure to slap the mothafuckin
like on this video and yeah thank you guys so much for watching this video and
i will see you guys- in the next one.
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